John Mayer is dating Jennifer Aniston for the publicity

What a coincidence that after John Mayer broke up with Jennifer Aniston back in August, I couldn’t find as many pics of him to download on all the paparazzi sites. Weird. I’m sure he didn’t notice. From Star magazine:

John Mayer is his own biggest fan! A source claims that ever since he got back with Jennifer Aniston last month, he’s been Googling himself! “He’s even gone so far as to set up a Google alert, so when his name appears in a new article on the search engine, he gets notified on his Blackberry,” says the source. Jen worries that John, who denied in May that he does that, is “too obsessed with fame, but she’s so in love that she’s willing to excuse anything.” (Print Edition - 11/24)

Sounds like John’s working the system. I guess banging Jen for publicity is a lot easier than making decent music. If John really wants to get noticed by the paparazzi, he just needs to do what the rest of Hollywood seems to be doing these days to get attention: hire a publicist go to rehab date someone of the same sex. Of course some might say he’s already doing that.