5/23/2008

Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian, kissing Samantha Ronson.



Rumour has it that Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian, and has been getting hot and heavy with her "girlfriend," Samantha Ronson. And with public denials coming from her family, you could pretty much take it for granted. But if you really needed confirmation, I think these pictures of Lindsay Lohan kissing Samantha Ronson and holding her hand in Cannes should be more than enough to convince you.
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Sure, you can't actually see Lindsay and Samantha locking lips, but they are getting really close, and if it talks like a duck, and walks like a duck, it's probably Lindsay Lohan sticking her tongue down another girls throat. Now, I don't know for certain if Lindsay Lohan is really a lesbian, but she is a whore. An attention whore. And what better way to get attention (besides posing nude, or crashing cars) than to start kissing girls in public. If it's attention she wants, that'll work everytime.

Lots more pictures of Lindsay Lohan looking leggy and lovely and a lot like a lesbian after the jump.<

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Britney Spears is going to make a big comeback



Britney Spears and Palms Hotel & Casino owner George Maloof were seen dining together and possibly discussing a third, fourth? comeback show. This concert, to take place in Vegas, would likely bump Britney’s bank account up $10 million. An insider tells Digital Spy:

“She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes.”

If it’s anything like her performance at the MTV Music Awards, this will quickly devolve into an awkward dance number involving very little to no dance. Imagine, as the audience waits anxiously in their seats, the background vocals for Gimme More begin to play, the curtains raise and there will be Britney, crawling on all fours towards a 10 pound turkey. “Come here turkey. Imma eat you!,” she’ll be saying. Suddenly, she realizes, “Oh no, the show has started.” She’ll stand up, pop her hips left and right and in between her wheezing, sing/grunt, “Imma sexay girl. Imma sexay girl.”

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Reese Witherspoon enjoyed on Malibu beach with her boyfriend


Reese Witherspoon enjoyed a romantic picnic on Malibu beach with her boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal yesterday.

A source close to Reese told the America issue of OK magazine: "They've been talking marriage for a while.

"They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together.

"This is a very serious relationship."


Jake’s producer friend Ryan Kavanaugh says the actor is head over heels, saying recently: "I just think he loves her.

"He has obviously had his fair share of dating.


"I think eventually you come to a place where you know what you want and seeing what we saw on the set, he was certainly completely devoted to her and really loves her."


The two broke up in October 2006, and Reese began quietly dating the Brokeback Mountain star the following March after meeting on the set of their film Rendition.

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5/22/2008

Sharon Stone Still In Her Upskirt Pictures


Sharon Stone sails on the French Riviera, and manages to create some Hollywood style drama all in a single afternoon while on board fashion designer Roberto Cavalli's yacht in Cannes.

The racy actress, clearly hasn't forgotten how to cause a stir, as despite her advancing years she pitched up braless, in a sheer white and grey slip of a dress, which concealed very little of her modesty.

Sharon, 50, dressed to impress to attend a soiree on the designer's yacht, during the 61st Cannes Film Festival, but it seems like the ageing actress still can't let go of her naughty ways.

After arriving on a small motor boat - on which she revealed rather too much of her outfit, flashing her underwear in a re-run of her infamous Basic Instinct pose.

Thankfully, on this occasion at least the actress' dignity was saved by her nude coloured thong.

Here are some recent pics,

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Natalie Portman is dating the Superdouche.



Devendra Banhart jetted to France to join his lady love, Natalie Portman, at the Cannes Film Festival, this week. After working up an appetite by strolling around town with Natalie's puppy yesterday, the pair went out for a romantic meal — complete with frequent interruptions for kisses and hand holding. Natalie is set to be busy with her responsibilities as a member of the festival's jury and dolling herself up in lovely Lanvin, but hopefully she can fit in many more dinner dates with her man. It looks like this relationship is proving to be much more than just a Spring fling.

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Monica Bellucci is beautiful At Cannes


Monica Bellucci premiered her latest movie, Sangue pazzo, on Monday evening at the Cannes Film Festival.

She was joined on the red carpet by guests Natalie Portman, Jackie Chan and Kristin Scott Thomas.

Speaking to AP Entertainment, Bellucci said being on the red carpet was "a big emotion, with all the photographs and everybody crying and screaming."

Directed by Marc Tullio Giordana, Sangue pazzo is based on a true story.

Set in 1940's war torn Italy, Bellucci stars as the ill-fated movie star Luisa Ferida and Luca Zingaretti plays Osvaldo Valenti her infamous lover.

Their bodies were found on the outskirts of Milan April 30th 1945 five days after Italy's Liberation - they were executed by partisans.

Drug addicts with a tendancy towards sexual promiscuity, it was claimed that their private lives were as wild as their on screen personas.

Monica Bellucci said that Luisa shared more of the story with AP Entertainment.

"She (Luisa) was accused of dancing nude and naked in front of prisoners. He was accused of being a fascist though he was actually more of a rebel, a non-conformist," she said.

"The reality was that he was addicted to cocaine and she was addicted to him so it's a really strong and passionate story that has as a background a really important moment in Italian history," she added.

Sangue Pazzu is released in Italy on 23 May, and in France on 9 July and the Netherlands on 16 October.

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5/21/2008

Eva Mendes and her baby bump


Eva Mendes proudly showing her baby bump when leaving a gym in Hollywood to paparazzi. 4 months pregnant?

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel get married?



Dating for a little over a year, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s ass (I refuse to call her anything else) are reportedly eager to get married. And if we’re to believe reports that claim Jessica Biel’s ass has quit drinking, the marriage may be of the shotgun variety. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:

“Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.” (Source)

I just don’t get today’s pop stars. You have millions of dollars in the bank, thousands of unspoiled, underage girls dying to get into your pants, and the youth to exploit those things for decades to come — why settle for one woman? When I become rich and famous, there’s only two chicks I’d settle down for: Brazil and Sweden.

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Kate Hudson is dating Lance Armstrong now ?



Kate Hudson is dating Lance Armstrong now!? Us Magazine says:
Things are heating up for Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson.

The new couple went on a cozy dinner date at Chuy's Hula Hut in Austin, Texas, according to a source.

On Saturday night, the pair joined a group of six, including two women and four children.

"They seemed like they were having a great time," a fellow diner tells Usmagazine.com.

The couple didn't display PDA, but they sat across from each other while snacking on nachos (for Armstrong) and chicken and fish tacos (for Hudson)."

And for desert, Lance cracked a few walnuts on Kate's booty and used them as toppings on some yogurt parfaits they had later! Seriously though, do you see how amazing Kate's booty is!? That thing is picture perfect and Lance Armstrong may be getting all up on that these days! It's a little bit sad though because I thought Kate and Owen Wilson were getting back together, but that doesn't look like that case now! Poor guy... before, Owen was a cool actor scoring a hot babe like Kate because he had such a cool personality... now he's just a lonely actor with a crooked nose and serious emotional problems! Damn you, Lance Armstrong! You win EVERYTHING!

Here are some photos of Kate looking smokin' hot in a latex jacket and a tight gold mini-skirt back in April. Sure, I know, they're from a while back... but who cares! She's wearing latex and a mini!!! Enjoy, kids!

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5/20/2008

Jessica Simpson combines short shorts


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In other news, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo is still a hot couple?
According to Pr-Inside, Jessica Simpson has split from Tony Romo, sources have claimed. The 'With You' singer and the American football star have reportedly ended their romance after Tony was overheard telling friends he is single again. A source said: "They're over. Tony told pals he's back on the singles market." When Dallas Cowboys star Tony was questioned about the split, he fumed: "I'm not talking about Jessica." Jessica's dad, Joe Simpson, refused to confirm the split, saying: "I don't know anything about Tony and Jessica." Although a representative for the couple denied they had broken up, sources insist they are no longer together. At the weekend, Tony partied at Chicago club Manor and was surrounded by a string of beautiful women. Yesterday (15.05.08), it was reported Jessica went on a drinking binge after discovering ex-boyfriend John Mayer is dating Jennifer Aniston. The blonde beauty, her best friend Cacee Cobb and Cacee's boyfriend Donald Faison reportedly spent four hours drinking at California's Mexicali Cocina Cantina restaurant, according to internet gossip blogger Perez Hilton. At the end of the session, Jessica was said to be so drunk she had to call her mother Tina to pick her up and drive her home.

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Petra Nemcova serious side boob action



Petra Nemcova has been dazzling onlookers in the south of France ever since her arrival.

Petra was once again front and center – this time attending the Cannes premiere of Un conte de Noel (A Christmas Tale).

The film is by director Arnaud Desplechin, telling “the story of a family brought together one Christmas to try to overcome the sibling rivalries that have fractured their relationships.”

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Britney Spears Looks fat In Bikini


Britney Spears doesn't look pregnant in these pics, just fat, and wow she looks fantastic.

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5/19/2008

Whitney Port hot nipple slip



Whitney Port, the "boring" girl from The Hills, was out having lunch at The Ivy the other day, and thanks to a loose dress, and perfect angle, one luck paparazzi caught these great Whitney Port nipple slip pictures.

A lot of people think Whitney's boring, but I always liked her because I guess the less you see of people on The Hills, the less chance they have of annoying you to death. Of course, now we got to see a lot more of Whitney, and there's nothing annoying about that.

Also, I think she's the last girl on that show (besides Lauren Conrad) who hasn't gotten breast implants. Which is a good thing, in case you were wondering.

Requisite pun: You've got to love Whitney Port's "hills"... Sorry.

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Britney Spears Sex Tape ?



Just when Britney starts to turn things around, this douche returns from the dead.

Is Adnan Ghalib, the former paparazzo boyfriend of Britney Spears, trying to make one last grab at Britney Spear’s cash? The National Enquirer is reporting that he’s shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, Mexico.


“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”

I knew her return to normalcy was going too smoothly. This guy will do anything to get rich and famous. From the “Scumbag Rooster” haircut, to his appearing on one of VH1’s stupid countdown shows, Andan can’t wait to be a household name. Too bad no one cares. If he could create a time machine and go back to when Britney was hot, then he would have my interest.

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Angelina Jolie topless on her balcony



I don't know why Angelina Jolie is taking her top off on her balcony in France. I mean, it's not like the paparazzi have been staked-out outside her home just waiting to catch a glimpse of Angelina Jolie topless. Oh wait, yes they have. She didn't even turn around to face the other direction.

Then again, we've seen Angelina Jolie topless in practically every one of her movies, so I'm sure she doesn't really care. Also, these pictures are well on the small and blurry side, but I'll take small, blurry Angelina Jolie nipples over none at all. Maybe next time the photographer can actually use a proper lens.


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